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[challenge entry] One ring to rule them all

From the Reborn as Porn challenge. See all 562 entries (closed)

(Med, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# there is only one lord of the rings
AND HE DOES NOT SHARE POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ring of the Lords
more like
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Not that I'm an expert but 6 years on b3ta tells me those are
fake goatse hands - quick called the goatse pedant police! The one ring is missing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# With megan fox's thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Too clean...even for this movie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Yes.
Also, Goatse's hands are wetter and more lubricated than those hands.

Shenanigans.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
That lubed-up shininess is missing too.


I think I like the fake ones better.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I've never actually seen goatse
And yet I know those hands just because of this place.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I saw it once and I've never been curious about
such b3ta links ever again
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# the search for the ring
continues.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)