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# On the plus side I'm now missing a fingerprint
What crimes shall I commit using only my left forefinger?
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# Rapes
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# Steal a thimble.
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# Or one of those monster finger puppets made of rubber.
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# Or Fingermouse.
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# Or a freakishly large straw.
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# No, no. no!
I know what you should steal!

A piece of string!
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# Oh wait!
You should totally steal loads of those jelly wedding rings! You can get like a thousand of those on one finger! That would totally be £10 of booty!
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# I like this idea most.
But I do like Fingermouse.
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# Then do it!
DO IT NOW!
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# Poke a badger to death.
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# That sounds dangerous.
Although you are a doctor...
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# It's fairly safe as long as you remember to go for the eyes first.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)