My grandfather invented the chemical that keeps paper towels together in water
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24,
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Was it Adolf Hitler?Is your Grandad Eva Braun?
Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36,
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Nah, sorryDockworker from East London; went awol and shagged a French bird for a bit, though, hats off to the dead bastard.
(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.
Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47,
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(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.
Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
Your grandad is totally Eva Braun! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50,
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But Eva Braun was hotMy Grandad was marginally less hot.
Must've been age taking its toll on her.
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Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55,
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Must've been age taking its toll on her.
My grandad jumped out of a plane on a training missionand broke his back as his parachute wouldn't open till to late or something. Lazy cunt just didn't want to go to Arnhem.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:35,
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My grandad used to drive aeroplanes in the war. Sometimes he missed the ship and had to drive them underwater for a bit.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12,
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