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# I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Reminds me of a guy at school.
Claimed he was a formula one racing driver.
And his dad was Air Chief Marshal of the RAF.
And that he invented radar out of some bits he found in a skip.
All at the tender age of 14.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# One lad at my school
reckoned Eddy Waring was his uncle. But 5 years later we found out another lad's uncle was Cliff's priest 'friend'.

Strange.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# is he in politics now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Last I heard he was in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I remember a kid at my school
His dad invented a special serum that meant he could turn his head around 180 degrees. He also used to go hunting on weekends with his pump action bazooka.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# My grandfather invented the chemical that keeps paper towels together in water
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Yeah, well my grandad
uh... uh... looted a dead German?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Was it Adolf Hitler?
Is your Grandad Eva Braun?

Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Nah, sorry
Dockworker from East London; went awol and shagged a French bird for a bit, though, hats off to the dead bastard.

(My mum has a Nazi officer's dagger, my grandad claimed to have looted it from a German [probably dead, but can't really remember that detail] - even though it's entirely plausible given his combat role we all still think he won it in a bet.

Oh, oh, but there is a picture of Hitler somewhere, as well! Maybe he was Eva Braun after all...)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Your grandad is totally Eva Braun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# But Eva Braun was hot
My Grandad was marginally less hot.

Must've been age taking its toll on her.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# My grandad jumped out of a plane on a training mission
and broke his back as his parachute wouldn't open till to late or something. Lazy cunt just didn't want to go to Arnhem.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Any fucking excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Workshy
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# My grandad used to drive aeroplanes in the war. Sometimes he missed the ship and had to drive them underwater for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Question-of-the-week bird!
 
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)