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# Does he have a jizzmobile?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# or a jizzcave?
 
OR A JIZZ BUTLER, FOR THAT MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Definitely needs a jizz butler to hand him tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Yes,
it is much like Wonder Woman's invisible plane, except it isn't invisible, and it is shaped like a penis, and it isn't a plane. It is a kayak....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Haha, I read that wrong.
I thought you meant like a mobile phone that people could ring him on when they needed him to jizz into Adrian Chiles's face.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# It could also have porn on it to help him to jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Jizz to Brum Man doesn't need porn.
He once saw the shower scene in Porky's and can now spunk on cue just by thinking about it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Oh, and you know how like all superheroes become superheroes
because they are avenging someones death?

Well he is avenging his mother's death. She was that Scandinavian bird who died from internal bleeding after having sex with a horse....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# This fails to explain why he is taking out his anger on Adrian Chiles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Well he isn't.
I am just imagining how hilarious it would be if he were to take that course of action....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05, archived)
# So his nemesis is a horse?
That could work, lots of comic book bad guys are based on animals.

Could the horse have a special hat?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# No you fool!
His nemesis is HOARSE from shouting at his kids when they're naughty. You're totally not getting this right now dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I'm totally not :-(
Maybe I should stop writing my Dan Brown fan fiction and just go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)