Are you implying that there are no crimes in Birmingham?He could spunk in someone's eye all the way from Sao Tome and Principe just as they were running out of some bank doors after robbing it?
He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?
The possibilities are endless*
*endless finite
(He could vinegar stroke into a rapists eye just as they are pulling their pants down whilst he is holidaying in the Central African Republic?
The possibilities are endless*
*
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:04,
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Also, he could save the lives of peoplewho are choking by lubing their throats with his LONG RANGE SPUNKILES!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:05,
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It would almost be funnier if he fought crime and saved lives by jizzing into people's eyes / mouths but had no super powers.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 7 Oct 2009, 3:55,
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