I used to like the lib dems when they were going to abolish tuition fees, but then I entered my final year of university so fuck it.Make the next lot pay double.
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zoldergoose,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16,
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Damn straightI used to like the lib dems but then they got rid of the whiskey man and replaced him with the old chap who I'd felt honour-bound to vote for when I lived in his constituency, chiefly because a vote for anyone but old Ming was throwing your vote away -- a nice piece of work if you can arrange it.
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boris the spider,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18,
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They probably should have made Vince Cable the leader.He seems to have the highest profile.
Him or Lembit.
Fuck Lembit though.
(Him or Lembit.
Fuck Lembit though.
zoldergoose,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21,
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I wouldn't want him as Prime Ministeras I don't think he would be as useful there as he would as Chancellor.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24,
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Isn't Vince Cable Dracula?That would be brilliant.
"Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to repeat his question?"
"The children of the night, what sounds do they make?"
"Err.... Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to get his teeth out of my neck?"
("Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to repeat his question?"
"The children of the night, what sounds do they make?"
"Err.... Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to get his teeth out of my neck?"
boris the spider,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25,
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Michael Howard was a good vampire politician. Vampolitician.Are you thinking... what we're thinking?
( zoldergoose,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27,
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Err...we should dig up all the dead politicians and take them with us to the public gallery and use them as ventriloquist's dummies? "Winston Churchill disagrees!" we could have old Winnie saying. "Winston Churchill wants fags and booze and Cameron's bum on a platter!"
( boris the spider,
Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:32,
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