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# lets be fair cameron has already won the election


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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
your post demonstrates startling realism.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# unfortunately
this is whats going to happen, but I'm still voting Lib Dems!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# It's a depressing election
when a bunch of pussy back-stabbing cunts without a coherent policy that I've been able to discern (although I am, to be fair, an idiot) are still far and away the best choice.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# na theres basically no difference between labours policies and the tories
they're both just rhetoric and words, rarely do things in this country
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i meant
that i've never really seen a consistent policy line coming out of the lib dems since kennedy went, they've just seemed to go kind of anonymous -- or that's how it looks from the outside, anyway, maybe it's different when you're still surrounded by british media

tories and labour i agree totally, there's precious little difference between them
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I used to like the lib dems when they were going to abolish tuition fees, but then I entered my final year of university so fuck it.
Make the next lot pay double.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Damn straight
I used to like the lib dems but then they got rid of the whiskey man and replaced him with the old chap who I'd felt honour-bound to vote for when I lived in his constituency, chiefly because a vote for anyone but old Ming was throwing your vote away -- a nice piece of work if you can arrange it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They probably should have made Vince Cable the leader.
He seems to have the highest profile.

Him or Lembit.

Fuck Lembit though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I wouldn't want him as Prime Minister
as I don't think he would be as useful there as he would as Chancellor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Isn't Vince Cable Dracula?
That would be brilliant.

"Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to repeat his question?"

"The children of the night, what sounds do they make?"

"Err.... Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to get his teeth out of my neck?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Michael Howard was a good vampire politician. Vampolitician.
Are you thinking... what we're thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Err...
we should dig up all the dead politicians and take them with us to the public gallery and use them as ventriloquist's dummies? "Winston Churchill disagrees!" we could have old Winnie saying. "Winston Churchill wants fags and booze and Cameron's bum on a platter!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Unfortunately,
since Paddy Pantsdown left the Lib Dem leadership, they haven't really got any coverage at all. The media still treat this country as a 2 party system, which it is in all but name to be fair. But you have to question the coverage of media for forcing that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# blahblahSingleTransferableVoteblahblahblah
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# They got a fair bit under Kennedy
I liked him. Yeah, he liked a tipple, but who the hell wouldn't if you were lumbered with leading the most anonymous bunch in parliament? I thought he was a decent leader for them, he seemed like progress after Paddy, and left them in a better state. Now to me it seems they've gone massive steps back to bland oblivion. Pity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Well that's the thing though.
Relatively speaking, he got fuck all coverage until the boozing accusations arose.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# unfortunately true
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah, but Paddy was in the SBS
You can't get more badass than that. More trained killers should go into politics.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And vampires
VAMPIRES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I like werewolves better.
They give me the impression that they would get on with things and get things done. I imagine vampires would spend a lot of time poncing about and talking about what needs to be done, but doing very little. Because when you're immortal, you've got very little motivation to actually get anything done.

A vote for werewolves is a vote for change - every month without fail.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# that's the thing though
a vote for vampires is a vote for consistency in these turbulent times. consistency, eastern accents, and natty suits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I think vampires are more suited to being civil servants than politicians.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hey boris the spider let's you and me commit socioeconomicclassocide.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I just can't see him as a world statesman. I can't see him attending global conferences, making generation-defining speeches or coming up with anything economically sensible.
Because he's a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# That describes all of them.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# This defines my political views
REVOLTUTION NOW
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# YEAH! REVOLTUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Okay but do we have to be naked this time
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# REVOLTITION
But I was naked last time too and all I got was arrested. And a frostbitten cock. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# the big question is who is the bigger twat
Brown or Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Cameron by a long way.
Brown is just a bit of an oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I don't think he's even that much of an oaf.
It's unfortunate that the moment he becomes PM a recession comes along that neither he, nor any other British politician could possibly have prevented (it being a global phenomena and us not having nearly the kind of global influence the Daily Fail would like to think we have), and inevitably he's going to get the blame for it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The idea of him in charge scares me :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Psych night?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ;-) you guessed it.
Surpirisingly busy this evening, things have only just gone quiet.

Think I'll make some popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# What do you do on psych nights? Besides paint & give folks paracetamol.
Tell me about your job *sits cross legged on floor*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well, none of the nurses are medically trained so if patients complain of absoultely anything I get called to see it.
For example, tonight has been mostly coughs and poorly ears.
If a new patient comes in I have to clerk and examine them which takes a couple of hours.
Sometimes people do have real medical problems. I've had to deal with heart attacks, strokes, kidney failure... all sorts of things.
Because we don't have the facilities do deal with that sort of stuff here my job is mainly to identify serious problems and send patients to proper hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I see. That's quite interesting. If I get a bit poorly I shall gaz you.
Are Japanese time girls keeping you company tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# What's the link again?
I need to write it down here. The intranet here is a bit weird, it lets me on /board and /talk but not on search, user profiles or anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Strange. It's
www.bijint.com/en/

Earlier I thought it was new ladies but now Tom's back.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Tom's alright.
It would a pain going out with her though as she has a man's name.
People would undoubtably take the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# It's my last night of this block tonight.
I may spend it developing a complicated scoring system for all of the women and noting what time they appear in case I want to look at them in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Good idea.
I want some theory for the relationship between blood type and attractiveness on my desk in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It's easier when there's two of them.
For example, the last picture told me that blood group B is more attractive than group O
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And now I see O is more attractive than A.
Hence A
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# A > O as well.
O is just for common tramps, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Bah, that was supposed to read B>O>A
But it read it as HTML.

DOUBLE BAH, THE NURSES HAVE GIVEN ME A JOB JUST AS MY POPCORN FINISHED POPPING.
It's gonna go cold now :-(

l8rs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Don't kill anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Haha
I sense we are fucked, perhaps a bit more than we are now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)