Christmas marks the time
that our lord Anakin Skywalker was born of a woman and a supernatural force.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:14,
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But it was bad breeding
He turned into a whiny little sociopathic sod that killed kids for fun...
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:16,
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Kids, Kids!!
Younglings!!! The Younglings are all dead!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:17,
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thats what happens to sarcastic little gits
obi-wan has lost a planet! hahah!! but he was right! they all deserved to die for that alone INHO
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:21,
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If they'd chased him into a small hut and burned him
he'd be the next Freddy Kruger.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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So exactly who was Anakin's Father?
do we have bets on:
1, Bruce Forsythe
2, Kenneth Williams (unlikely)
3, Margaret Thatcher
4, Yoda
5, Jim Davidson
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:20,
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Jim Davidson in that context would explain a very great deal, actually...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:22,
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6. A New Character, The Action Figure Of Which Will Be The Must-Have Action Figure For Kids
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:23,
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I'm thinking Yoda
he was a damned good Jedi pimp
But Jim Davidson's offensive jive sounds more appropriate.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle,
Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:23,
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