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# Tell me how you arrived at your username in haiku.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Redsushi fucked up here.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Lies!
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hey, sushi, you swine
I replied to your haiku
But you deleted.

it.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I accidentally deleted it,
rather than edit it :(
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
# my wonderful creation
gone forever... waaaah!
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# we had a campfire.
we were on magic mushrooms.
my friend's a drummer.

i am a cucumber=6.
i'm a cucumber=5.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i'm a cucumber = 23.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber I am A cuCUMber = 24.
23+23=46, 23+24=47
46+47=93
23+23+23+24=93.
6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+2+2+2=93
3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2=93.
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=93
i made a non-haiku poem about it. would you like to hear it?
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i hope you were planning on saying yes cause here it is.
1 Will
3,3 6 Fixing old bicycles 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sifting through nuts and bolts 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ever more frustrating 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Darkness starts to fall 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Building a campfire 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ritual sacrament 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Didgeridoo playing 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Tuvan Throat Singing 1,1,1,1,1 23 46
3,3 6 Watching the embers dance 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Popping and crackling 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Being engulfed in smoke 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Waiting, wondering 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Chanting and counting out 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sacred geometry 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 I am a cucumber 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,2,2 6 Jazz and metal rhythms! 1,1,1,1,1,1 24 47
> 93 <
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i realize this may not answer your question.
so let me elaborate:
my friend plays in two different groups as a drummer for jazz and metal.
one day we made a campfire at my house and took mushrooms as a ritual sacrament.
i am a didgeridoo player and throat singer.
he had been singing a song like "i am a cucumber...please do not take me to the pickle farm."
we decided to play a rhythm in the time signature 23, which included 3 measures of 6/8 and one in 5/8.
after doing that for a while we started saying "i am a cucumber" for every measure of 6 and "i'm a cucumber" for every measure of 5.
after doing that for a while i started playing it on the didgeridoo with circular breathing, and throat singing it.
the throat singing rounded off the consonants into "royabagigaba royabagigaba royabagigaba roybagigaba."
after doing that for a while we did it four times but the fourth time instead of having a 5 at the end, we used 3 measures of 2 to make another 6.
this switched the emphasis of the syllables from "I am a CUcumber" to "I am A cuCUMber," and from "ROYabaGIGaba" to "ROYaBAgigAba."
this equals 1 measure in 93/8 time, or 2 measures, 1 in 46/8 and 1 in 47/8, or 4 measures, 3 in 23/8 and 1 in 24/8, or 16 measures, 13 in 6/8 and 3 in 5/8, or 33 measures, 27 in 3/4 and 6 in 2/4, or 93 measures in 1/1.
93 is the greek qabbalistic gematia number for the true will of man, and in thelema is the number for love, the law under which all in the universe operates.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Man. That made me hot!
Wanna wrestle?
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# well, if it's character building...
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# DUDE.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# i know.
most badass username ever, right?
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)