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The Belgian rental car dealership Mols(.be) has a logo I just had to post. No kidding, no shopping.
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:10,
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hahahaa
We can see how you resist admitting that teh goatse actually makes you horny :P
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:38,
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Hey, sushi, you swine
I replied to your haiku
But you deleted.
it.
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:24,
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But you deleted.
it.
we had a campfire.
we were on magic mushrooms.
my friend's a drummer.
i am a cucumber=6.
i'm a cucumber=5.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i'm a cucumber = 23.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber I am A cuCUMber = 24.
23+23=46, 23+24=47
46+47=93
23+23+23+24=93.
6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+2+2+2=93
3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2=93.
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=93
i made a non-haiku poem about it. would you like to hear it?
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47,
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my friend's a drummer.
i am a cucumber=6.
i'm a cucumber=5.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i'm a cucumber = 23.
i am a cucumber i am a cucumber i am a cucumber I am A cuCUMber = 24.
23+23=46, 23+24=47
46+47=93
23+23+23+24=93.
6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+5+6+6+6+2+2+2=93
3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2=93.
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=93
i made a non-haiku poem about it. would you like to hear it?
i hope you were planning on saying yes cause here it is.
1 Will
3,3 6 Fixing old bicycles 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sifting through nuts and bolts 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ever more frustrating 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Darkness starts to fall 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Building a campfire 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ritual sacrament 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Didgeridoo playing 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Tuvan Throat Singing 1,1,1,1,1 23 46
3,3 6 Watching the embers dance 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Popping and crackling 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Being engulfed in smoke 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Waiting, wondering 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Chanting and counting out 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sacred geometry 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 I am a cucumber 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,2,2 6 Jazz and metal rhythms! 1,1,1,1,1,1 24 47
> 93 <
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3,3 6 Fixing old bicycles 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sifting through nuts and bolts 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ever more frustrating 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Darkness starts to fall 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Building a campfire 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Ritual sacrament 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Didgeridoo playing 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Tuvan Throat Singing 1,1,1,1,1 23 46
3,3 6 Watching the embers dance 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Popping and crackling 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Being engulfed in smoke 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,3 5 Waiting, wondering 1,1,1,1,1 23
3,3 6 Chanting and counting out 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 Sacred geometry 1,1,1,1,1,1
3,3 6 I am a cucumber 1,1,1,1,1,1
2,2,2 6 Jazz and metal rhythms! 1,1,1,1,1,1 24 47
> 93 <
i realize this may not answer your question.
so let me elaborate:
my friend plays in two different groups as a drummer for jazz and metal.
one day we made a campfire at my house and took mushrooms as a ritual sacrament.
i am a didgeridoo player and throat singer.
he had been singing a song like "i am a cucumber...please do not take me to the pickle farm."
we decided to play a rhythm in the time signature 23, which included 3 measures of 6/8 and one in 5/8.
after doing that for a while we started saying "i am a cucumber" for every measure of 6 and "i'm a cucumber" for every measure of 5.
after doing that for a while i started playing it on the didgeridoo with circular breathing, and throat singing it.
the throat singing rounded off the consonants into "royabagigaba royabagigaba royabagigaba roybagigaba."
after doing that for a while we did it four times but the fourth time instead of having a 5 at the end, we used 3 measures of 2 to make another 6.
this switched the emphasis of the syllables from "I am a CUcumber" to "I am A cuCUMber," and from "ROYabaGIGaba" to "ROYaBAgigAba."
this equals 1 measure in 93/8 time, or 2 measures, 1 in 46/8 and 1 in 47/8, or 4 measures, 3 in 23/8 and 1 in 24/8, or 16 measures, 13 in 6/8 and 3 in 5/8, or 33 measures, 27 in 3/4 and 6 in 2/4, or 93 measures in 1/1.
93 is the greek qabbalistic gematia number for the true will of man, and in thelema is the number for love, the law under which all in the universe operates.
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:17,
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my friend plays in two different groups as a drummer for jazz and metal.
one day we made a campfire at my house and took mushrooms as a ritual sacrament.
i am a didgeridoo player and throat singer.
he had been singing a song like "i am a cucumber...please do not take me to the pickle farm."
we decided to play a rhythm in the time signature 23, which included 3 measures of 6/8 and one in 5/8.
after doing that for a while we started saying "i am a cucumber" for every measure of 6 and "i'm a cucumber" for every measure of 5.
after doing that for a while i started playing it on the didgeridoo with circular breathing, and throat singing it.
the throat singing rounded off the consonants into "royabagigaba royabagigaba royabagigaba roybagigaba."
after doing that for a while we did it four times but the fourth time instead of having a 5 at the end, we used 3 measures of 2 to make another 6.
this switched the emphasis of the syllables from "I am a CUcumber" to "I am A cuCUMber," and from "ROYabaGIGaba" to "ROYaBAgigAba."
this equals 1 measure in 93/8 time, or 2 measures, 1 in 46/8 and 1 in 47/8, or 4 measures, 3 in 23/8 and 1 in 24/8, or 16 measures, 13 in 6/8 and 3 in 5/8, or 33 measures, 27 in 3/4 and 6 in 2/4, or 93 measures in 1/1.
93 is the greek qabbalistic gematia number for the true will of man, and in thelema is the number for love, the law under which all in the universe operates.
And you are wrong, madam
* I really don't know why I'm the only woman on here that suffers thsi sexist shit everytime. Is it so fucking hard to understand maiden is a feminine name or that a quick look at my profile would settle before announcing "sir" the whole fucking time. This doesn't happen to the other women here - why just me?!
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:17,
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I think it is probably because the Badger icon
is so masculine?
*runs away*
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:45,
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*runs away*
OH IT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME.
It happens to loads of women on here, dude.
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47,
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Fuck the 'dude' remark
it doesn't happen to loads of women here.
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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We all assume (mostly correctly) that anyone we encounter on the internet is really a man
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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Well let me explain.
You see, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, the woman lies down....
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Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:58,
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