he is a military rockwho overcame diversity and fought against his natural rockness to rise through the ranks to the heady position of sergeant. sergeant rock.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:30,
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That's some dedicated rockmy pet rock just sits there not even slightly self-motivated :)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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he is obviously a deep thinkerstationary rocks tend to excel in quantum physics, philosophy and advanced mathematics
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Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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And yet he hasn't turned in a single paper of any of his theories:D
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Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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it's all in the theory
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:23,
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he tried, but someone pulled a scissor job on his work
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:57,
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Blunt and to the point....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:21,
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And procrastination.I have a friend who hates cows. He's not scared of cows. He gets angry at them. He says he hates their lack of drive and ambition.
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Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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BlimeyHe must have a real downer on sheep too!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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i dislike cowsthey slobber, drool, smell, they have big eyes and they look at you with stupid expressions. i really don't like them.
they taste nice, though.
(they taste nice, though.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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