Reminds me of the term 'Santorum'...
Have an otter with Alan Moore's hair and beard. For no apparent reason.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:19,
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beard's are great (when they don't get too long and start itching), I'm growing one to look like Tony Stark for a house warming party where everyone's going in fancy dress, I got a chest light, just need to make a hand blaster light
have my favourite beard creation:

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:22,
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I grew one like Gerard Butler's in 300.
Didn't suit me at all. I still defiantly kept it for a year though.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Fri 16 Oct 2009, 20:28,
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aww
bless him
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JoePesky,
Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:15,
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