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# Awesome! Congrats!
Now for the shit part, so I have heard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# na, that'll come after a few months
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# haha, so far so good
the joke? well, if you insist.

my two best men (it's the fashion) decided to take me to Amsterdam for my stag do. In the speech I thanked them for that, and for bringing me back. I then said
"whilst we were there, they clubbed together and got me a sweater...
I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but I couldn't complain."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is officially my second favourite joke in a best mans speech :D

My mate came out with the line, not at my wedding,

"On the stag do we went to a wine tasting. I'll be honest with you, it's not the first time I've seen him with a Semillon...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I should credit Anthony J. Brown, the comedian
whose joke that was.

He is also responsible for the joke - I had a third of a mars bar the other day, All I wanted to do was rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahah that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I've just stolen that joke.
For my Facebook status...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Shamefully this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I've just added a video of his on links
www.b3ta.com/links/Anthony_J_Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Haha, did the wife laugh at it?
Or look disapprovingly?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# laughed,
I was worried that the in laws would either not get the clever word play or be horribly offended by it. I think it went down well with everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)