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# In the morning it's fun to collect the soggy discarded remains of rockets. Sometimes I like to wonder how high they went. Sometimes I write about it in my diary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:46, archived)
# As a child I always used to run out and try to collect the little paper parachutes that used to come down with some of the rockets.
True story.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I bet it broke your heart when they went in the neighbours gardens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# The best firework I ever saw was at my village fete.
It exploded and shot out hundreds of little action man - like figures which floated down under little parachutes.
There ensued a great battle involving much bloodshed as all the kids in my village went mental trying to get them.

The best firework display I ever saw was went someone working at my local firework factory left the door open between the room where they assembled the fireworks and the room where they stored 4 tons of fireworks. One of the fireworks being assembled went off and flew through the door.
I believe you can still see footage of the resulting explosion on youtube. It destroyed our roof and most of the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Ah, here it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPFXD-DsPTM
Seriously, watch it, it's awesome. Some of the bystander's remarks are hilarious too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# "it was hungry - it was angry - it was turning into a sort of monstrous beast"
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# My favourite is the guy who tuts "There's a girlfriend of ours who works in there, oi 'spect she's dead'.
Mind you most things sound hilarious when said with a strong West-Country accent.
Bill Bailley is a good example of this. Justin Lee Collins bucks the trend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)
# no fatalities, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# No, but some guy managed to break his neck trying to fix his roof the next day.
He survived though. Eejit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:14, archived)
# we had a coolstore factory exploding last year in the Waikato, not quite as impressive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-sQqaufYVs

one fireman was killed though, and several others badly hurt
www.nzherald.co.nz/fatal-coolstore-fire/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501820&objectid=10502358
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# That's a pretty big fire. Is that near where you live?
EDIT: Shit, sorry to hear about the people who got hurt/killed. Hope it wasn't anyone you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# about an hour's drive
but of course it was big news.

google maps
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# I wish I lived someplace cool like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# they're all out of cool.
 
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hamiltron_city_of_the_future
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:37, archived)