I use Fireworks but I have comedy answer about fireworks for you instead.Do not be like my former boss and shoot mortars at undercover police officers from your roof to impress girls - ESPECIALLY if you recognize that the cop lives in your building and he is likely to come up to tell you he was not really sure whether or not to use his service revolver to respond to your repeated attempts to hit him.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:47,
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Or at least don't be me, standing right next to my boss while he does this, wearing a sailor cap because I myself was firing off a flare gun, drunk, not giving enough consideration to how long it takes flares to burn out, say, once they land on a buildingacross the street.
By the way, I don't know how to use Fireworks.
Best 4th of July ever, though.
(By the way, I don't know how to use Fireworks.
Best 4th of July ever, though.
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:49,
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You arrived late to the partyand just after I'd considered and then rejected the idea of changing my original post to say, "ALSO: if you've ever had unprotected anal intercourse with one of your grandparents, post an amusing story about fireworks below".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:08,
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what about more than one of them
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:15,
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