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# I sometimes think it'd be fun
to encourage as many people as possible - and I'm talking thousands - to join the BNP, then to get them all to go to the annual conference and vote in stupid policies: massively and transparently LOLracist ones ('We believe that Chinese is not really a language: it's just people making random noises'; 'We believe that most Polish immigrants arrive in this country dehydrated in tins' and so on). Alternatively, we could vote in normal, sensible ones that a normal, sensible party might have.



And then I realise that I don't want to have my head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# actually, that's not a bad idea
except for the paying them part.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# And the getting your head kicked in part.
Mainly the getting your head kicked in part, if I'm honest with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# take one for the team
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Can I sub-contract that bit?
I could employ an immigrunt to be kicked for me. They're quite cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I believe Jan Moir is looking for work
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Notwithstanding that I just suggested we all join the BNP
I'm not that low down the food chain...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# but she WOULD be getting a kicking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Fair point...
I'm sold on the idea now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yes they are very good at the head kicking
we don't see the real face of the BNP much thesedays, you know Combat18, National Front, British Movement all those lovely skinheads with fetish for Nazi weapons and strangely Martial Arts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# still see plenty of it in Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# and those equally lovely people
from the English Defence League, what charmers they are.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Did any of you lot see Panorama last night?
I was in genuine shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha!
I like this idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)