Amongst other thingsI love how you have to provide your marital status to claim a prize you didn't know you were entered for; and I love how Windows Live Inc. morphed into MSN Awards Team between the text and the disclaimer, and how the email was sent from the Microsoft Awards Centre. You know, that big building in Redmond where Microsoft piss away their profits giving millions of dollars to unsuspecting but overjoyed internet users.
I'm imagining that this Awards Centre is so liberal that they don't even use a Microsoft email address! Truly, Microsoft (and Yahoo!, of course) is a glorious company.
(I'm imagining that this Awards Centre is so liberal that they don't even use a Microsoft email address! Truly, Microsoft (and Yahoo!, of course) is a glorious company.
boris the spider,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:12,
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It's the attention to detail they go into that really seals it for meI've sent them my details - I even posted them my car and house keys - just to be on the safe side
I'm expecting the money to be delivered into my account by lunchtime
I'm throwing a huge party to celebrate
I've booked the Queens Hotel in Leeds - the whole top floor
I've also booked the Kings of Leon to act as waiters for the day
told them I'd pay them later
(I'm expecting the money to be delivered into my account by lunchtime
I'm throwing a huge party to celebrate
I've booked the Queens Hotel in Leeds - the whole top floor
I've also booked the Kings of Leon to act as waiters for the day
told them I'd pay them later
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:25,
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I think you ought to hire Supernanny so she can check that the Kings of Leon have washed their hands before they serve any canapes
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:27,
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oh I can afford that now - I'M RICH -I CAN DO ANYTHING!I've bought you a train ticket so you can come up and join in
First Class!
(put it on the Barclaycard as I don't have the funds yet, but I'll have them by lunchtime)
If you can get here by 2pm - I've got a test drive in a Ferrari Barbarossa Booked
Just get to Exeter Railway station by 9.45 - I've got you booked on the 9.47 to Heathrow Airport - in the name of Spanley Stencer
(First Class!
(put it on the Barclaycard as I don't have the funds yet, but I'll have them by lunchtime)
If you can get here by 2pm - I've got a test drive in a Ferrari Barbarossa Booked
Just get to Exeter Railway station by 9.45 - I've got you booked on the 9.47 to Heathrow Airport - in the name of Spanley Stencer
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:30,
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