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# I try to have an anecdote
to accompany most of my biscuit purchases, I am available for afterdinner speaking as 'Women I have loved & biscuits I have bought'
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# you sir
are a loon

:)
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :) How many biscuits have you purchased?
From this I can probably work out how long your afterdinner speaking engagements last.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# he does a whole half hour on bourbons alone
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Wow. That is excellent biscuit value.
I can't wait for the Jammy Dodger Quarter.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ...ahem...
I tend to save the "Bourbon tales" for ahem....specialist audiences. When no women are present.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I can do a whole 2 hours
with slides as well.
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Coooool!
And trampolines! And a merry-go-round! And a bouncy castle!

:D
(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)