b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9755535 (Thread)

# I found In The Loop for £2 in Age Concern today :D
Off to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Its very good :)
And so's your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Last time I was in an Aldi
Someone was being very vocally sick in the drinks Aisle... But on the upside, I did get some loverly marzipan biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what a smashing biscuit based story :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I try to have an anecdote
to accompany most of my biscuit purchases, I am available for afterdinner speaking as "Women I have loved & biscuits I have bought"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# you sir
are a loon

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :) How many biscuits have you purchased?
From this I can probably work out how long your afterdinner speaking engagements last.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# he does a whole half hour on bourbons alone
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Wow. That is excellent biscuit value.
I can't wait for the Jammy Dodger Quarter.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ...ahem...
I tend to save the "Bourbon tales" for ahem....specialist audiences. When no women are present.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I can do a whole 2 hours
with slides as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Coooool!
And trampolines! And a merry-go-round! And a bouncy castle!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I had a fantastic Aldi Lasagne last night
It was DEEEEEEEE lish usssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# It's been quite some time since I last had lasagne

I might make up for that soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I am having lasagne for my tea tonight
I shall be putting ricotta in the middle and grating Cheshire cheese on the top.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Reading that,
I went from feeling a bit ill to thinking: 'cor, biscuits'. That's the power of marzipan for you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I have some McVities Fruit Shortcake
want one/some?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I WANT ALL OF THEM thank you.
The only shop near me is a bit poncy and doesn't sell biscuits. Yesterday they were selling cauliflower and almond omelettes. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Do you live in Balmoral Castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I ARE QUEEN-TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# How can a shop not sell biscuits?
That is surely against ALL laws?!

Also, almonds: GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHRGH!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# erm
I just googled Marzipan:

www.hoax-slayer.com/images/marzipan-babies2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# They give me the fear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# eep!
KILL EAT IT WITH HAMMERS A NICE CUP OF TEA!

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# that's a bit disturbing
also: cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/07/creepiness-continues.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I KNOW.
That's snooty-wooty Chelsea for you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# that's bizarre
I've just dunked half a packet into a cup of coffee

help!

you'll have to hurry - at this rate they won't last until 3pm coffee break!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Sounds like something
the resturant in "Life Is Sweet" might sell
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Graaaaaaaaaaaah! Marzipan! Trelly SMASH!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# :(
It saddens me that we will never see eye to eye on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# You may yet learn
*hopes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Wow I'm shopping there
no twunts parked near the doors blocking everybody so it's my turn mmmurururhahaa
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Poor people are funny.
"Wanking for coins" has got to be the greatest idea for a game show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Charlie Brooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah - him and log. TV Go Home.
EDIT: www.tvgohome.com/020499.html
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Haven't seen that for years
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# used to love this site..
..And i still seem to think of "brass head bergerac" lots... for some reason it still sticks in my mind.

Googles..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# inspector bumhat
The twelve tasks of one-armed one-legged Hercules
Indiana Jones and the doomed office romance
Wanking for coins
Widdleplop farm
I know what you flid arse bummer
and the explicitly confrontational verion of Antiques Roadshow

so many happy memories.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# erotic subtitles!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!"
In The Loop is superb, and Thick of It is back on Saturday!

Joy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
I'm halfway through the first series again to prepare myself for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# THe only things i've bought from Aldi are two PCs (on seperate occasions)
Both were, and one still is, fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# what is in the loop
CBA to IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I got a Blu Ray (player) from Aldi
It was only £59.99 and it works a treat.
(TallJim, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)