You should get an Okapi.
Top pet.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09,
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What's that then?
My, er, google is broken.
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:10,
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one of these:

Also:what do you mean, your Google is broken....?
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:13,
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That's a lovely thing
looks like a zebra/deer hybrid
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14,
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You wouldn't want it in your house though
's got hooves and everything
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14,
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hardwood floors would take quite a beating, you're right.
thick carpet, perhaps?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:17,
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Shag?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:26,
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Kind offer, but I'll pass on this occasion
bet you weren't expecting that, eh?
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:29,
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I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down ;o)
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:30,
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:D
Eyethankyow...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:33,
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He's/she's lovely
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15,
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Fennec foxes are all of the win
Or chinchillas
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:12,
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