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# morning steve
yeah...i also hate the invention of scientificcy sounding words like Zyklon-X to describe the ingredients which are probably just based on horse piss
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure these products do what they say - take years off of you.
Literally that is - all those chemicals accumulating over the years of makeup, haircare, skin care, doing a surprising amount of damage...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It's the ONLY product on the market that contains Pro-Vitus XM4
Yes, because YOU MADE IT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)
# that, and
if anyone else uses that made-up name, they'll sue for copyright infringement
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# speaking of these made up chemicals, what the hell are "Jojoba beads" that kept turning up in crap?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# something that billy connolly made up, i suspect
"what type of hair is it for?"

"PUBIC HAIR"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Isn't that what you get
if you don't wipe your arse properly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# haha.
*approved by the institute of trichologists*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# blimey, I remember good ol' badgas.co.uk describing those as "griffnuts"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)