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[challenge entry] all that rubbing it in probably gives you the sodding wrinkles in the first place


ningles to you all

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahahahah! I love the whole "scientifically proven by asking 3 women in scunthorpe" angle these things have
ningles 'burgler, and ningles to the whole /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Best thing for your skin?
Rub vaseline on your face and have a bath. FACT!

Ningles sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# nings joes!
and remeber, if you shave, don't use the usual shaving foams/gels, use Aqueous Cream! 'Tis the best, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# nings
Got to love the small print on those ads
*out of 97,000 women, 17% agree*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
# hahahahaha, not that I generally look out for these things, but I did notice the other day some kind of magic masscara that increases your eyelashes
buy about 300%, there was the small print at the bottom of the screen saying something like "the lashes in this video are simulated"

hahahah, what a con...

Ningles A'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# i've seen that one!
farkin fake lashes! Whats that about then?

"OMFG MAKE UR LASHES LUK LIEK DIS!*"


*wont look anything like this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)
# scarily this is not just happening to makeup stuff... Watch the new Forza 3 for xb360 advert.... Check the bottom of the screen....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Dies it say
"Forza is a game as is not real driving"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# well, as it show those AMAZING graphics, along the bottom it says something like: Not gameplay graphics
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# arf!
sex panther, 60% of the time it works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# morning steve
yeah...i also hate the invention of scientificcy sounding words like Zyklon-X to describe the ingredients which are probably just based on horse piss
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure these products do what they say - take years off of you.
Literally that is - all those chemicals accumulating over the years of makeup, haircare, skin care, doing a surprising amount of damage...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It's the ONLY product on the market that contains Pro-Vitus XM4
Yes, because YOU MADE IT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)
# that, and
if anyone else uses that made-up name, they'll sue for copyright infringement
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# speaking of these made up chemicals, what the hell are "Jojoba beads" that kept turning up in crap?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# something that billy connolly made up, i suspect
"what type of hair is it for?"

"PUBIC HAIR"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Isn't that what you get
if you don't wipe your arse properly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# haha.
*approved by the institute of trichologists*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# blimey, I remember good ol' badgas.co.uk describing those as "griffnuts"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I like the "Approved by the British Skin Foundation" bit
Wait a minute, who the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha! Probably just the bosses of the various beauty product companies
"So guys, we've got this new product - it's supposed to be tanning moisturiser, but prolonged use causes incontinence"

"APPROVED!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# That's EXACTLY who it turned out to be :)
I don't think they use stuff like that any more but when I think about it ... that's proper evil genius, right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Interesting factoid related to this, I met a guy once, a friend of a friend, whom I assumed to be in his mid 30s and to have some sort of a problem with greasy skin as he was always super-shiny,
turns out he was 20 something and had been slathering himself with various anti aging creams since his teens in an effort to stay young forever, the sheer weight of it all the crap saturating his skin had pulled it into a floppy, greasy, jowly mess.

I vowed from there on never to use anything but decent soap and some sun dodging, and it seems to have served me well.

*edit* I will add tho, a mild anti-septic cream works fantastic as a shaving balm, esp for me as I wet shave the sides of my head every few days (mohawk) and the nape of my neck goes sore and lumpy otherwise, and once a week a good soak in the bath followed by some defoliating scrub on the face, usually Friday so I look scrubbed for the weekend, does wonders to get the week's crap out of your skin, stops you getting blackheads anyplace you're prone and clears off all the dead skin. Morrisons does a corking cheapy own brand men's scrub I recommend, no need for owt fancy but it's worth the little bit of extra effort, trust me, nobody likes zits n blackheads and this shit sorts it right out any place you get problems, digs the crap out your face before it has a chance to take, try it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# me too
i've never used any of that moisturising shit and love the fact that all my mates that do now have skin that looks 10 years older than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Absolutely agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha...
*peas*

(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)