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[challenge entry] this probably only applies to earlier models


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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# This would make more sense:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Is it cos Volvo sounds like Vulva?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Or is it because they're all driven by cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# badum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# yeah this
i've had one direct hit, many near misses. newer volvos seem to attract drivers, rather than myopic car owners.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# piss off
I've got one


Lovely thing she is too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# old or new?
and how many accidents?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# V Reg S70
None that I'm aware of

we just aquired it to replace my knackered Hyundai Accent Deathtrap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# well that's okay then
old box-shaped 340's etc - avoid like the plague. one of them smashed into the side of me because she pulled out from parked behind a van, on the other side of the road, on a blind bend. stupid, stupid bitch - get the bus next time!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# surely thats the driver rather than the car though
I love my old boxy 850. It's taken me across Europe and back, runs perfectly, dead comfy, big enough to fit all my kit and equipment in the boot with room to spare for a duvet and pillow for the longer trips.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Heheh, I like them really

There's a lot of *very* posh houses full of millionaires on my way to work, and they all seem to have one though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# it obviously needs a service then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# tish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)