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[challenge entry] Don't know if this is true - have not eaten there.


but with a name like Sheetz...

(East Coast Merkin eat food & get gas chain. Some people say it is actually edible food.)

From the Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth challenge. See all 524 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It's rather good.
And the cigs are discount!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# The menu is kinda annoying
spelling just about everything with a Z.

www.sheetz.com/main/food/menu.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Monsieur:
Eef you don't like z food, move to France.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Nothing against the food -
I like Hamburgers, sandwiches, fries and all that - probably would try anything they have except chicken strips.

just don't like overly cute menus, like Starbucks and their serving sizes.

Just gimme a burger, fries and a large drink!

(and I have eaten in French truck-stops that would get 5 stars in Merika.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# that is annoying
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Except the sandwiches, for some reason.
Maybe the sandwiches are the only things on the menu which are genuine, and everything else is just some similar-tasting substitute, as is done with other food products such as I can't believe it's not butter, creme, and breme.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# and the Mac & Cheese
Over the edge to call it Cheeze (or a rights conflict with Cheez-Whiz?)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I can't understand why they didn't call them ZandwicheZ
Maybe they didn't think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Also:
"Imagine an entire menu right at your finger tips. There's no need to scream over the counter to get Mild Pepper Rings on your sub... Just press a button."
Finally, an end to tiresome human interaction.

Also: they do seem to be implying that menus are normally some kind of impossibly remote secret document that you're not allowed to touch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Wow!
That looks healthy and nutritional
And I'm sure I'll be reassured as to the provenance of the ingredients too.
Is it Organic?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I'm sure it is.
All locally sustainably grown too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Good pretzels
but teh sammiches gave me the dribblin' sheetz.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)