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# DON'T LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 5:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 5:49, archived)
# ^_____^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:02, archived)
# happy b3taday mr/ms hexachordal who i haven't seen hide nor hair of in god knows how long
TJ: I have sneakily after effects'ed freebase into the feature film i'm doing color correction for. I am a bad boy.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:55, archived)
# haha
is this film ever going to see the light of day anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 7:10, archived)
# HEX!
Happy b3taday.

Since you own an expensive ukulele, you won't be at all interested to learn that I bought a £35 accordion on the internet last night.

In the middle of a sodding postal strike.

Bloody alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)
# It might have some lovely tunes hidden inside it
like treasure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Fingers crossed!
But the first tune I'll attempt to address is Weird Al Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus". Which is a fucking disgrace, albeit highly amusing. But hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Practice makes perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
"I'm sure I've got an accordion pic knocking about here somewhere."

Also:

"Name?"

"Eddie Hitler."

"Oh. Any relation?"

"Yes."

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Gosh, that's exciting.
Expect the beeswax to be rotten and probably smelly. My accordion is just about sort of alright, and I paid a good few hundred quid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:07, archived)
# You sod.
I should've known you'd already've had an accordion.

And one considerably better than mine, by the sounds of it.

So please tell us all about your musical instrument collection, at great length.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:15, archived)
# haha, I'd love to go into it
but I fear it would make you feel so utterly inferior that you might take your own life.

I own five ukuleles, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:25, archived)
# hello mr hexachordal
do you have a charangón?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:30, archived)
# But you're easily bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
# and have approximately no friends.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# How many accordions?
Roughly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Let me count.
I have estimated about ten. Although I have an error margin of nine.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Let us resume this sodding pointless discussion further up the board.
Until I pass out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)