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# ACCORDIONS? HOW MANY ACCORDIONS IN MY MUSIC ROOM?
OVER TWELVE.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I bet you have Gyles Brandreth in your music room too!
I saw the way you two were looking at each other, you dirty slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I play him like a motherfucking bassoon.
and he squeals like one too
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Normal or Contra?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Depends which way he's facing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# DOMINATION IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Oh.
I've only got one.

And that hasn't even arrived through the post yet.

How many glockenspiels you got then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# One proper one, and one toy one.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Oh, you fucker.
You fucking rotter.

I'd love a sodding glockenspiel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I do RIGHT GOOD THINGS WITH IT as well.
NYEERRRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# But never mind!
I'm so inspired - practically all the time - that I can make a bog-standard electric guitar SOUND like a glockenspiel or an accordion.

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# DAMN YOU >:(
Saw an awesome chap called Stairs To Korea who played a MIDI guitar a week or so back. He was astonishingly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# One of these days I'll get a fast net connection rather than this wi-fi bollocks I'm currently putting up with,
And I'll be able to hear Stairs To Korea. But until that happy day...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Happy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You are too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)