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# So, how many elk in your music room?
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:21, archived)
# FUCK!
I have literally NO elk in my music room. Is this a good or a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'm of the opinion you can't have enough of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# How many do you have?
Is it just 4 or are there more out of shot? Could you send me some please? We have no elk in the UK....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Yeah, another two off side for six.
Cropped it for tighter shot. Been puttering on it off and on for
a few days. Was a bit too empty so added more things today.

edit:
Not sure if bonsai moose are available for export. They are
known to bite. So, it seems unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Well it is very nice.
SO FUCKING WELL DONE YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# *presses instant topical pea buttons*

Needs mics, amp, mixer and more elk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I drew that man, you may recall.
the reason I mention it is that I didn't recall until about ten seconds of hard staring.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# C-U-N-T!
You ain't got no alibi!

You Ugly! Oh oh, You Ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Total infestation
They eat my guitar strings and shit on my keyboard.
I can't even talk about what they did to my oboe without breaking down.

EDIT But yours look graceful and respectful, not like my feral bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Firm hand in training pays in their case.
Use bigger sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I envy just about every aspect of the room this img depicts.

*EDIT*

Apart from the light. Which I think is a tad harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Thx.
edit:
It is meant to be so. Whole thing is basically playing
with light, textures and shapes in Blender. Trying to
learn more about how to get a range of looks in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ACCORDIONS? HOW MANY ACCORDIONS IN MY MUSIC ROOM?
OVER TWELVE.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I bet you have Gyles Brandreth in your music room too!
I saw the way you two were looking at each other, you dirty slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I play him like a motherfucking bassoon.
and he squeals like one too
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Normal or Contra?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Depends which way he's facing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# DOMINATION IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Oh.
I've only got one.

And that hasn't even arrived through the post yet.

How many glockenspiels you got then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# One proper one, and one toy one.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Oh, you fucker.
You fucking rotter.

I'd love a sodding glockenspiel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I do RIGHT GOOD THINGS WITH IT as well.
NYEERRRRRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# But never mind!
I'm so inspired - practically all the time - that I can make a bog-standard electric guitar SOUND like a glockenspiel or an accordion.

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# DAMN YOU >:(
Saw an awesome chap called Stairs To Korea who played a MIDI guitar a week or so back. He was astonishingly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# One of these days I'll get a fast net connection rather than this wi-fi bollocks I'm currently putting up with,
And I'll be able to hear Stairs To Korea. But until that happy day...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Happy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You are too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I have seven elk, but no music room.

Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Sheds have been known to serve in this capacity.
However, that was for composing. And two
were needed for some reason or another.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I shall get some sheds forthwith

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# this reminds me of 1980's renders
in which everything was smooth and shiny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Should have checkerboard floor and mirrored ball to be true 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# only in soviet russia
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# None.
But I do have a bass caribou.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# is that a very cool
dead kennedys poster?

wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)