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# bollocks! everything should have dinosaurs in it!
stop bitching and get what you're given!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# OK,
I shall concede one dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you'll concede the fucking lot and like it!
you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# No wait.
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets arse-raped again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That episode of Silence of the Lambs
wasn't hilarious at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# c'mon, precious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I can smell your cunt!
Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# damn!
i just had a shower, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did you shower in the brine of a million Tuna tins?
*hopes for that to be his quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# no, but i did douse myself liberally in eau de pilchard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No I won't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# don't make me have to hurt you
in a sexy way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I drew him Cheers in dinosaur format just for him, Smash :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# it's not your fault, my little love
he's just spoilt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Now THAT'S
the sort of woman I need.
Ruflruflrufl
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# are you that eager to be sexed to death amd mentally tortured?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# You're making this sound better and better.
www.b3ta.com/board/9773353
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# you're a naughty boy
you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# And I thought a night in on a Friday would be boring!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i can bore you if you want
i have the tools for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This is really awesome or really bad.
You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# well, it's putting me in a rampant mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I'll fetch the rope...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# don't worry, i've got plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)