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# from what i've been told
it's the tails, they tend to freak people out. i've had pet mice, they don't bother me at all.
ferrets, however, are bitey little fuckers.
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# Ferrets can be lovely. And you can tie them in a knot and they don't care.
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# the white ferrets seem to be the worst
i've been bitten 3 times by ferrets, always white ones.
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# Racist
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# not racism, just stating the facts
i've never been bitten by a mouse, rat or brown ferret
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# Speciesist
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# they're all the same to me
edible.
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# Visitor from "V"!
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# shut up and pass me a gerbil
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# That would go well on a T-shirt
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# my favourite t-shirt slogan was
beware of toffee boiling dwarfs
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