my dad told me oncethat as a kid, he'd found some snails he couldn't identify, so he posted them all to the Natural History Museum in an envelope, whereupon they promptly ate the contents of the letterbox he'd posted them in
I found out later that all dads did this when they were kids, and if they didn't, they knew someone who did - in fact, everyone knows someone who did this - how strange. It's almost like someone had made it up or something.
(I found out later that all dads did this when they were kids, and if they didn't, they knew someone who did - in fact, everyone knows someone who did this - how strange. It's almost like someone had made it up or something.
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:13,
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Nah. It's just your dad's a completely untrustworthy liar.My dad's a biologist, so the one about sheep that live on hills having shorter legs on one side meaning that they can only go 'round the hill one way and when they get to the top roll to the bottom again is absolutely true.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:14,
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That's daftIt's Haggis that have that.
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Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:35,
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