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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Now what I am about to say is 100% true (as my dad told me)
Snails routinely get into postboxes, where they promtply tuck into and munch the glue'y part of envelopes. The used to do the same to the lick and stick stamps, but since they have mostly been replaced with the plastic sticker-type ones this has stopped
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that may go some way to explain the slug I found in my brio set last christmas


actually it doesnt explain that at all :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha that is ace
plus that is one well spotty slug!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# those barriers clearly need redesigning
they afford little protection to the average wooden motorist when traversing a level crossing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Not to mention
normally the barrier is there to stop the CAR getting onto the tracks than keeping the train off the road! /boggle
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# my dad told me once
that as a kid, he'd found some snails he couldn't identify, so he posted them all to the Natural History Museum in an envelope, whereupon they promptly ate the contents of the letterbox he'd posted them in

I found out later that all dads did this when they were kids, and if they didn't, they knew someone who did - in fact, everyone knows someone who did this - how strange. It's almost like someone had made it up or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nah. It's just your dad's a completely untrustworthy liar.
My dad's a biologist, so the one about sheep that live on hills having shorter legs on one side meaning that they can only go 'round the hill one way and when they get to the top roll to the bottom again is absolutely true.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# That's daft
It's Haggis that have that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)