Pfft!
Allegedly he has named it Kai after his favourite computer game character, Mario.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:40,
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Both wrong
They named it Kai after they saw the tube of stuff used for aiding the speculum....
(Being idiots, they then spelt it wrong)
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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