there was once an old man who was x-rayedwith a jam jar up his arse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:09,
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I'd be impressed if he was a cockney ;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11,
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i think he was americanit was in FHM
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Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14,
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That sounds like a better version of the nursery rhyme about an old woman who lived in a shoe
Ysol ab abl blap,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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there was a story about an old womanin the same edition of FHM.
she went to the doctors, complaining of "green vines growing out of her virginny"
the doctor examined her and did, indeed, find green vines.
he also found the potato they were sprouting from.
when asked why she had felt the need to insert a potato, the crazy bint replied that it was to keep the devil out.
(she went to the doctors, complaining of "green vines growing out of her virginny"
the doctor examined her and did, indeed, find green vines.
he also found the potato they were sprouting from.
when asked why she had felt the need to insert a potato, the crazy bint replied that it was to keep the devil out.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:36,
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