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# and now I'm just off to the Bunco Booth for some sleight of hand
*imagines Little Boots joining in then Debbie McGee coming along to send Paul Daniels home so she can 'take charge of the girls' *

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# back in five minutes
talk amongst yourselves for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I had a couple of dalliances
with her before she was Little Boots. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ooooh!
tell us more. By 'dalliances' do you mean sexy contact or merely that you live within a similar postcode area and you've read about her adventures in the local paper?

WE NEED TEH FACTS GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# sexy contact
[edit]
in deepest darkest Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *bows before you*
please tell me it was up against a skip in a back alley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Sorry, no
it was a bed, although the bedroom curtains were open as the top deck of a bus drove past, so I do have witnesses.

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presumably the bottom deck drove past as well, I couldn't confirm this detail as my attention was elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)