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# Phew, I was right.
I thought it couldn't be a tourniquet cos he's injecting the other arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There's a rather disturbing shooting-up scene in Harry Brown
Not for the squeamish.

Has a (relatively) happy ending though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# no silly, hes already injected into the arm wif torniquet innit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Oh noes! He's left the tourniquet on and now his paw will turn black and drop off and he'll be one of those hoppy tripod cats that look happy but inside they're miserable cos they can't catch mice any more :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# even worse, he's now caught cat aids from that needle.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# we have one of those three legged cats near us.
We called her Tripod to begin with, but decided that was a bit harsh. So she now Trinny (as in Trinity). Seem a happy bundle of fluff despite the lack of a back leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# If I had one I would make it a little peg leg and put a pirate hat on it.
I would call him Captain Fluffbeard and we would make mices walk the plank.
*daydreams about happy pirate cat adventures*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# oh dear, now you've
implanted an idea that'll have me caught trying to attach a wooden leg to someone else's cat and stuggling to explain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You must take pictures.
I don't know any three legged cats and I'm likely to get into trouble if I'm caught sawing one of the legs off the neighbour's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# what, with the peg, eye patch and parrot on the shoulder?
lol, I'll be in so much trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# But just think how much fun it would be for the cat.
Do it.
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
this just made me remember a cat's halloween costume I saw the other day
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Scary cat :-(
Is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I've no idea
here's more, it's apparently from a book
ikeeneye.wordpress.com/2007/03/03/why-paint-cats/
some do look like they're shopped, others don't
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha, that is fantastic!
Curly moustache cat is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# looks like it.
The pumpkin has definately been added. It's quite nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You try injecting the arm you're holding the syringe with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# My mistake, I was looking at it wrong.
I can now see that he has injected himself, carefully re-sheathed the needle and is now lying back to enjoy his lovely insulin.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)