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# dear god
i just went and watched one of her videos on youtube

i made it halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Sounds about my introduction
if you ever met her in real life behaving like that, a swift "STOP BEHAVING LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED TWAT" reaction would be on the edge of the tongue

She epitomises everything that went wrong with 'me me me' and youtube; and can only thank who ever hacked her presumably with the same sentiment, and made her go away
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# or the 'me me me' look I'm posting naked now for my [insert number] on b3ta

pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# aww :(
i was just about to get my wick out for my 4294th message till you said that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I am repeatedly convinced
that the internet was a terrible idea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Nah
just the option of some human beings being authorised to reproduce

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# yeah but
there's the people who don't know if they should reproduce because they can only get wood when they're watching a woman rub her shoes against a car tyre, and then go online and find fetish sites for exactly that, and a woman who loves dominating men by rubbing her shoes against their car tyres, and then these people reproduce and bring up shoe/tyre fetishist children and oh god i can't TAKE IT ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *clicks I like this*
*feels that I may have just contributed to the whole thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# nah
compared to 4chan b3ta is the home of fine arts, cigars rolled on the thighs of virgin cuban lasses and an evening cognac. we make the internet a happier, healthier, brighter place. 4chan's like the sewage pipes leading from our clifftop estate.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)