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# dick qwerty and seamless


*orders eleventy*
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I'll take the whole kit and most of the kaboodles !
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# "Polishing the walrus"
"Waxing the walrus tusk"
"Putting a shine on the aquatic mammal"

(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# "whetting the manatee"
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# "buffing the seal"
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# What a rip off...
That's just a relabelled hippopotamus grooming kit.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I think you will find that it is the hippopotamus grooming kit
that is the fake sir.

*points at microscopic copyright symbol*
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# whats the postage on this kit and is a walrus included

The force is strong with this one

(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# as per EEC regulations the Walrus is not included**
Postage is £325,900.11




**a licence is required to export
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# seems reasonable
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# please rush me my ACME portable walrus kit
yes my age is over 18 but my IQ isn't
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# those are four super brushes
i bet they could clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals

for 11p i could have your mum though

woo!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Don't be silly...
...there's no such thing as a portable walrus!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
hehehehe
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)