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# you mean it wasn't real?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# false!
he steered with his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
They don't call him "He that is wise in the ways of driving with his penis" for nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahah!
It wasn't even him who drove at all, he was too drunk all the time, they used a driving double.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I don't get it but it has the hoff, so it can't be all bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I did wonder if anyone else would get it.
the inspiration came from a conversation i had with my significant other in the car this morning

me: [as i blow my nose with both hands and steer with my knees] I like steering with my knees, it makes me feel like Michael Knight.
SO: Who?
me: You know, Michael Knight, from Knight Rider!
SO: Oh!.......did he drive with his knees too then?

I should just like to point out that my SO is wonderful and fantastic and is much too hot to have bothered with Kinght Rider when they were younger...
and occationally reads b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# aah I'm slow this mornin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Have you seen the new Knight Rider?
neither have I
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# The new K.I.T.T is a Shelby Mustang GT500KR
ver' nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# But the plots haven't gotten any better
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# true that..

we all know the car's the star :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I think Val Kilmer is the voice of KITT
"oive heard he's a roight bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I've heard he used to be
but he's alright now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)