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# In 1623, the Dutch inventor Mediocre invented the Clog Tower.
Due to its quickly growing popularity, it soon became a common sight all over Europe.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# THIS IS A FUCKING LIE!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# shhhhhh

(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Seriously dude,
you must know by now that as his official bographer, all stories have to go through me.

I only say because you have made a serious error here. There is no way that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre could have invented clog towers. He is allergic to clogs.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# do you also cover alternate universes?
also, to your edit: after discovering his allergy, he threw out all the clogs he could find, piling them all up in one place, which gave him the tower idea. SO THERE
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Does the dutch inventor mediocre cover alternate universes?
I should coco!

Nice pic though :D
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# yes
yes you should
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *edams*

(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# he also invented windmills.....and wind.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You neglect spoons also....
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ahhh, the most amazing musical instrument of all time
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hee hee
*some of us appreciate down-to-earth quasipunnage*
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Hello hello, what's all this then?

;)
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)