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# This is not a typo....


Plácido Domingo = 1/5
José Carreras = 1/5
Lucíano Pavarotti = 3/5
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# his turnip is now safe
pavarotti can't lust after it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Ha!
Like Pavarotti wants vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# they're edible, aren't they?
besides, he looked like just the type to enjoy a sneaky cauliflower cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Makes sense really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Of course.
The truth always makes sense....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Pavarotti tends to pee a lot before going on stage

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# This has perplexed my noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# "If you have a noggin.........get it PERPLEXED"
...that's what my granny used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# That's because he eats a lot of PISS EGG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Dear The Dutch Inventor Mediocre,
I would like to enquire as to the currency of which your Piss Egg, as advertised on b3ta.com on Friday 20th November 2009, is for sale?

I look forward to a prompt response.

Kind Regards,

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

Inventor of Uzbekistan
Inventor of the Canoe
Canal Crossing Record Holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# It's in pesos

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ill just stick with good old plain piss

its cheaper
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahah top arseage!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Flamingo Damingo is my fav
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# oh hai, popular tenor

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
Pavarotti's probably decomposed so much now that he's 1/5 to Carreras's and Domingo's 2/5 each.

I have spent most of today cataloguing and filing Pavarotti pics, so this entry is very timely for me. Woo!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)