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# Pavarotti tends to pee a lot before going on stage

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# This has perplexed my noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# "If you have a noggin.........get it PERPLEXED"
...that's what my granny used to say
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# That's because he eats a lot of PISS EGG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Dear The Dutch Inventor Mediocre,
I would like to enquire as to the currency of which your Piss Egg, as advertised on b3ta.com on Friday 20th November 2009, is for sale?

I look forward to a prompt response.

Kind Regards,

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

Inventor of Uzbekistan
Inventor of the Canoe
Canal Crossing Record Holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# It's in pesos

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ill just stick with good old plain piss

its cheaper
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahah top arseage!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)