iron crabs? where's the point in that?
you can't eat an iron crab
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24,
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no!
phantom crabs make a far too ethereal meal!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29,
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So shiny!
Also: what a lot of crabs you've got!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35,
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Maybe. There was a film with him on TV tonight, and I watched about 5 mins.
Come to think of it, he did summon a dog to help him in a fight. That was mildly lame.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:44,
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He was pretty strong, he had guns
but he had a fucking ring with a skull that could scar you. BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE THAT YOU UNBLEMISHED BASTARD!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45,
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i like this one
although inedible, silver crab makes a fine jewellery item
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37,
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Yes, yes he does.
Sort of hard to capture though.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:48,
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