you'll need to go and start a war with neighbours
to increase the size of your territory.
Go on, I'm sure they'll understand
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:21,
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Just so long as he doesn't come south
The German army may be shit but there's about ten times as many of them as there are Dutch.
Plus, I'd rather not be caught in a war when I'm trying to go home for Christmas.
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boris the spider,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:26,
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Oh, alright then
I heard it's the thing to do
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:33,
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Just make sure you devolve all responsibility for it
to underlings who will take the rap while you are on a world wide 'speaking' tour
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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