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# One of me mates took his wife to the cinema to watch this
Apparently the cinema was full of hormonal teenage girls, literally gawping at every time some character took his shirt off on-screen.

He ended up pissing himself laughing when one of these scenes resulted in the entire audience giving out a collective and quite audible 'sigh' at the sight of one such actor.

Tis legal porn for girls this is.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I haven't known anything like it
since daniel Craig got his chest out in Casino Royale.
But that was worse cos it was fully grown women audiablly gasping and wetting their pants.

I have no desire to see any of these films...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It's a shame Joaquin Phoenix isn't making any more films and has "gone crazy"
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# His real name is
Mr Bottom

You fancy Mr Bottom. Are you sure?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)