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# I think Jacob's are missing a trick
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Golgothan?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# The Shit Demon?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)
# God love 'im!
Or hate him.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I just watched that film again
I like it
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hmm, bovril flavoured twiglets?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like the Elephant Man after a jam accident
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Gah! Marmite is truly EVIL!
so evil they put it into mini cheddars and it tastes lovely - I feel violated like Marmite has been grooming me online :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# It's Satan's anal butter
Pure and simple
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# The fact that it tastes so good in 'cheese' with your description makes me want to boke :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I hate marmite
but I like Twiglets
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Beware it's grooming you too :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# One of me mates took his wife to the cinema to watch this
Apparently the cinema was full of hormonal teenage girls, literally gawping at every time some character took his shirt off on-screen.

He ended up pissing himself laughing when one of these scenes resulted in the entire audience giving out a collective and quite audible "sigh" at the sight of one such actor.

Tis legal porn for girls this is.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I haven't known anything like it
since daniel Craig got his chest out in Casino Royale.
But that was worse cos it was fully grown women audiablly gasping and wetting their pants.

I have no desire to see any of these films...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It's a shame Joaquin Phoenix isn't making any more films and has "gone crazy"
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# His real name is
Mr Bottom

You fancy Mr Bottom. Are you sure?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hmm
I don't like twiglets but I do like marmite

:OS
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Pervert!
:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Only on Thursdays
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Thats so backward
i bet you're lefthanded as well
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Do you mind!?
I'm a respectable woman!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# What? Around here?
*scoffs*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ARF
:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)