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# I thought you had a cleaner?
/and be careful, photos like this usually start a 'show me your desk' sub thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Which results in


EDIT: I do have a cleaner. I never said if she was any good.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
#


My desk at home would induce comas due to the fluffy fraggles and awesome mug
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I bet there's a Newton's Cradle just out of shot there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# No, there is another desk phone
I have two phones because I'm really important, when the second phone rings I have to stop everything and answer it "Hello, Mayor Haggar"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I certainly don't have two because one is connected to the landline and one is connected to the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# My desk picture is about 18 months old
I now have a nice new PC and a spanktastic 34" monitor:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That glass of water is too close to the keyboard
/health and safety blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I don't think the 5V supplied by a USB port would cause any high blood pressure at the HSE
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# meh
the odd water spill on a keyboard does them good

It washes out all the fingernails, bogeys, general dust, mayonnaise and miscellaneous organic matter that lives there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Apparently there's more bacteria on a keyboard than on a toilet seat
But I know which one I'd rather lick
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# *flushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You tidied and positioned your desk specifically to take that photo, didn't you?
I can tell from the too-straight cables and the "it just landed like that, honest!" angle of the pen on the pad. =P
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# No, that is genuinely how I have my desk
I'm a proper tidyfreak, a place for everything and everything has its place. Normally my pen lives in the gap between the function keys and number keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)