
Mosaic was found in Sarajevo zoo where he had spent the last 12 years masquerading as an Indian elephant. Mosaic had blended into his surroundings by growing a prominent trunk; however, it is unclear how he could have escaped undetected in this guise for 12 years. Mosaic's 2nd book, "Ha ha, I'm a pissing elehant", published by Hodder and Stoughton, is out on Monday.
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Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:38,
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and there was that Afghani warlord who ran a pizza place in south london.
I imagine conversations between the defendants waiting to be tried for war crimes, like : "So, how did you hide out? A pizza place, you say?"
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Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:52,
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I imagine conversations between the defendants waiting to be tried for war crimes, like : "So, how did you hide out? A pizza place, you say?"