*is outraged*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:26,
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But Guv, I don't remember printing it or cutting it out..
I was drunk innit...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28,
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ah - the drunk card
many a motorist who has mown down a young child has used it and got away with it.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29,
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I prefer the MPs' "It was a simple mistake" excuse
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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"I wasn't pissing, I was just polishing it and it went off"
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:34,
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OUTRAGE
You find dead soldiers a turn on
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:36,
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Ban this sick filth!
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:42,
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