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# This guy is everywhere in the press today, couldn't help noticing the colour of his knickers...

took me a fair bit to remove the blurring everyone's putting over his hand n bits so feel free to make it worth it and do a few more 'shops of the pissed pillock in this thread, if you've nowt better to do right now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# there are 3 facefuck groups devoted to him
they make good reading if you've finished the Daily Mail already

www.facebook.com/#/search/?init=quick&q=philip%20laing


edit: and another thing - this so called 'fashion trend' amongst young men for low slung jeans showing off one's undergarments. Back in my day it would be assumed you couldn't afford a belt etc etc

We had some leccies in at work - and the chief sparky's lad was walking around like this. He bent over near me and his entire arse crack was on display - almost to his browner. FFS WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I want to express my outrage with other likeminded spoonjobs by clicking on something on the internet
what if he'd pissed on Enoch Powell as well, then there'd be trouble

oh, they only want to jail him *and* kneecap him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I'm amused by the fact
that people aren't bothered about him peeing in public.
Just that he pee'd on a war memorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahah true
I guess it indicates the state of a nation when public urination is seen as normal

Or, as Hitler said in the joke about 10 million jews and a kitten: "See, I told you noone would care about the jews"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I don't get the attraction myself, at first it was to show off the elastic top of your designer undies,
now it seem to be a contest for how far under your knees your can place your jean's crotch and still walk, and yes, LONG shirts are a must if your gonna do any bending.

No accounting for fashion ever tho, altho WHY it's not a gay fashion is beyond me as the benefits for that side of the community would be obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I did hear that it goes back to hip-hop fashion over in the States
...where they confiscate your belt and shoelaces when they lock you up, so walking round with your trousers at half mast clearly means you're a complete badass and have only just been released from custody.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
bad
from custody into the community
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# They do that here too...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# or
you're a complete badass moron who got caught and have only just been released from custody.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Funnily enough
there has been a far softer reaction than one would think in the daily mail comments.
(Peter_G, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hee hee hee
www.b3ta.com/board/9802965
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *is outraged*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# But Guv, I don't remember printing it or cutting it out..
I was drunk innit...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ah - the drunk card
many a motorist who has mown down a young child has used it and got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I prefer the MPs' "It was a simple mistake" excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# "I wasn't pissing, I was just polishing it and it went off"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# OUTRAGE
You find dead soldiers a turn on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I love the way he's evidently initially aimed dead centre of the poppies to the right there,
which may in his drunken mind have been a toilet seat. I'm sure the poor feller who put that particular wreath down was thrilled...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# it would have been so much worse if he'd sat down!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well with them girly knickers on I'm amazed he pisses standing up!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Fucking Hallam.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Haha :)
There is much comedy in this.

www.facebook.com/group.php?v=feed&story_fbid=188434568071&gid=171660733071
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bacon...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ITS LIKE HITLER PISSING ON GANDHI
to be fair, Gandhi was sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# lolzers!
Now Hitler on the other hand probably liked being pissed on.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I was reading this earlier
it's the very definition of why you shouldn't get into a flame war on the net
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
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YOU SPELT TWAT WRONG! I WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# THERE WAS A CERTAIN MR HITLER LIKE YOU IN 1939
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# These men are literary geniuses
"BUT TO BE FAIR YOU A A CRETIN"

A A Cretin, A A Milne's little-known literary rival. Wrote "Winnie the Shit" and "When I Sixty-Nine" and fell out badly with both Milne and the world of publishing when they were deemed to racy for the children of 1917.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# KEEP WANKING YOU LITTLE VIRGIN
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# IF I DID COME ROUND YOURS IT WOULD ONLY BE TO SPIT ROAST YOUR SISTER AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# MY NAME IS PHIL ANDERSON AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN
SO EVERYTHING I WRITE LOOKS ANGRY. iTS NOT FAIR I'M QUITE NICE REALLY

RAH! RAH! RAH!

SEE? THAT LOOKS PSYCHO WHEN IN REALITY I WAS ONLY DOING A CHEERLEADER IMPRESSION. ITS NOT FAIR :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Why does noone discuss the frankly revolting choice of footwear
Brown slip-ons for fuck's sake?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I thought they were wholemeal pittas
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# pissy pittas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
(Zoidaroid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Was he just putting the ovens out?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 'Hero saves War Memorial'
"Gallant Patriot Phil Laing..." etc.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# More like WARM memorial, rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# MY GRAND-DAD DYED 4 U
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)